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(no subject) [Nov. 29th, 2007|10:43 pm]
Holy shit The Departed is an incredible movie. It just made SUPER excited to study theater all over again. What an amazing movie.
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(no subject) [Nov. 17th, 2007|10:08 pm]
So it looks like that whole president and vice president touching my balls thing is NOT going to happen, and on top of that, South Park kind of ripped off my idea with Cartman making Kyle suck his balls. Not really though, it was more of me being influenced by South Park's style I guess. Whatever.
I miss being really involved in music. I need to start studying it again soon.
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(no subject) [Oct. 30th, 2007|02:51 pm]
Just had my last Southstage audition. I don't know why that doesn't feel more odd.
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(no subject) [Aug. 16th, 2007|10:01 pm]
I didn't leave the house today. That's never fun.
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(no subject) [May. 21st, 2007|09:10 pm]
For creating Love, George and Giles Martin will become gods when they die. I don't mean they'll become legends, I mean they will literally become gods.
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(no subject) [May. 15th, 2007|03:03 pm]
So I got home about half an hour ago and went to the bathroom. Since I was home alone, I decided to sing very loudly, and since I still have Virginia on my mind, I was singing "truth is marching, truth is marching truth is marching truth is marching" etc. My mom comes home and opens the door as I start singing "Glory glory haleluya" and says "Having a particularly good time in the bathroom, are we?" What a bitch, seriously.
Words can hardly describe how much fun and laughter there was in Virginia. Fucking great time. I miss Uncle Joe already.
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(no subject) [May. 6th, 2007|05:27 pm]
The trailer for Order of the Phoenix made me feel much better. Oh my god it's going to be fucking amazing.

But seriously, I fucking powned my dad in that argument.
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(no subject) [May. 6th, 2007|03:49 pm]
Here's the conversation:

Me: Hey dad, can you wash your fucking hands the next time you shit?
Robert: How about you mind your own business?
Me: Well, I don't want to get E coli, and isn't that how you got hepatitis?
Robert: No.
Me: Really, because I thought that the chef who made your food had hepatitis and didn't properly sanitize himself before he made your dinner.
Robert: Avery, how many years have you been living in this house?
Me: Too many.
Robert: And how many times have you gotten hepatitis?
Me: I don't care, it's just that washing your hands is a pretty basic thing, and when you don't, it makes me want to punch something and throw things out the window.
Robert: Great.
Me: I can't wait to go to California and get the fuck out of here.
Robert: Well maybe when you're there you'll find plenty of people who like to wash their hands twelve times a day.
Me: Maybe not twelve, but at least after they take a shit.

Who was right in this conversation?
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(no subject) [May. 6th, 2007|03:46 pm]
Most of the time I really do want to kill my whole family. Fucking freaks. I can't wait to get the fuck out of here.
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(no subject) [Apr. 20th, 2007|09:50 pm]
I'm at my aunt's house in California and I walked into a mirror in a dark room and almost apologized. Then for an instant I was terrified, and then I realized it was me I would have apologized to. How silly.
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